Who: gargleblasted
What: Gift giving, all in one convenient place! Look under cut for deets!
When: December 25th, of course!
Where: Everywhere on the Thor!
Warnings: Excessive amounts of holiday cheer. If you experience severe symptoms, please stop experiencing cheer and contact your local Refugee Clinic.

( Oh the weather out side is... space, and the... heating system is so delightful... And since we've no place to go... Let it sno- er, be space! )

Who: toomanypetals and crownedwalker
What: Kanda's back up to four jobs. 8| Allen's gonna blow a fuse.
Where: In the apartment~ SORRY NEIGHBORS.
When: Midafternoon
Warnings: Swearing, possible roughhousing, idk how mad they're gonna get.

[Really Kanda. Really.] Four jobs, again?

[Apparently, moving in didn't even help. QUELL THE RAGE, YOUNG WALKER.]

Who: Miles Edgeworth (truthsnomiracle) and YOU!
What: Come reassure and (verbally) hug Edgeworth!
When: July 3rd, noonish
Where: Thor, Food Court, a small tea-serving stall
Warnings: Distinctly angsty falling action. (Can YOU lead him to a happy denouement?!)

( Even the warmest cup of tea was cold comfort in this dark hour... )

Who: Lenalee and anyone who wants to visit her, or maybe someone else got chucked in jail too
What: After attacking some Vogon big wig in her Perfum induced state, Lenalee gets chucked in jail for the rest of the week.
When: Between the 20th and the 24th
Where: Thor Jail
Warnings: lol probably not

( Eight counts of aggravated assault, fifteen counts of destruction of public property, and twenty-three counts of disturbing the peace. )

Who: Miles Edgeworth (truthsnomiracle) and YOU!
What: Edgeworth serving as your librarian
When: Anytime this month; now assumed unless a thread is specifically backdated.
Where: Thor, the Seen Library
Warnings: Potentially Very angsty librarian

( Working at the library had paid off in much the way that Edgeworth had hoped... )

Who: gunofadeadman and YOU!
What: John's been enjoying the 'shoot the target' games on the planet. But they keep giving him huge stuffed animals as prizes. RANDOM PASSER-BY, WOULD YOU LIKE A HUGE STUFFED ANIMAL?
When: Today!
Where: Down on the planet!
Warnings: None.

( Step right up. )

Who: Fluttershy aaaaand you
What: There is a pegasus pony speaking to wildlife in the gardens. AKA: Free pony CR!
When: Sometime in the afternoon today? Why not.
Where: The gardens.
Warnings: This pony is so cute she may cause your teeth to rot prematurely.

( Making a Disney reference when I already play a Disney character is too much, isn't it? )

WHO: Anybody wanting to partake of the Bridge rush!
WHERE: The magical mysterious ~*~Bridge level~*~
WHEN: Friday, November 27th- 9 PM
WHAT: Virus Event! Bridge rushdown! HAVE AT IT.
FORMAT: [action brackets]

( The odds will betray you | And I will replace you )